Who is Frank

Who is Frank?

Let me just say for safety sake that I am Frank, which you would think to answer the question at hand.  Not so fast; if you were curious enough to read my information bit you will know that surely my real name is not Frank.  Frank is a metaphor, a phantom if you will.  [()]

If you have yet to find out what it is I am talking about, just sit tight.  You are about to be enlightened.  [@]

Frank is a man of many words. I would like to think that Frank is brilliant and witty beyond all compare but at the same time, why would you all concern yourself with what I think?  Well, if you are reading this blog post you obviously do, or possibly you don't and just have nothing better to do.  I am going to assume that you actually have a life and are the least bit curious.  So, who is Frank?  [*%]


I made frank up, almost out of thin air.  A figment of my (Derrick's) imagination that would serve to provide for whatever need I feel I am having.  Life is a masquerade, and Frank is my mask.  [/]   Frank will think, and what Frank will think I will adequately concern myself with but only at times when Frank is rational.  

You will never see Frank.. I am willing to bet that Frank has already picked you apart.  Piece by piece.